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Vivienne Coppola   


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Post #1
This message was posted: Sep 3 2008, 04:11 AM

bored at lunch not working and thought I would share some golf funnies with you all...

"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser."
Arnold Palmer

"Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears."
Bobby Jones

"Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass."
Bob Hope

"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."
Lee Trevino


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Wendy Bouchard   


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Post #2
This message was posted: Sep 3 2008, 01:40 PM

Oh wow Trevino was the greatest, I in fact rely on my "Chicken Stick" ever since i was traumatized as a teenager by having to use fairway woods.

Thanks for funnies Viv


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ZATZAi   


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This message was posted: Sep 4 2008, 12:43 AM

Yah that last one is great.


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